This was a quick, 10-day trip to Ocho Rios with a dear friend. We rented a cute little seaside cottage with a private deck and gorgeous views and a friendly neighbor cat named Kayak. The weather was hit and miss, so we spent a few days hunkered down watching the waves thrash against the rocks, and others out in the sun snorkeling and snoozing in the breeze. Our open-air living quarters invited a variety of insects and creepy crawlies into our sphere, sometimes late at night, which made for some hysterical laughter and frantic batting/fanning/paralyzed-in-fear-so-the-giant-cockroach-doesn’t-fall-onto-my-face/catch-and-release moments. All in good fun.

Bedroom, with a very pretty but functionally useless mosquito net. The night the cockroach climbed up the INSIDE of the net, right next to my face, was the night we decided it needed re-engineering with some hair pins and strategic tucking. The following night when we woke up to a gentle thudding, we discovered that Mothra had come in for a visit and was flying into the wall near our lamp. But he was not IN our netted safety zone, so we deemed our adjustments a success.

The elderly housekeeper at the main home on this property was named Miss Annette, and most days we hired her to cook for us. She’d give us a shopping list in the morning, and then when we were out swimming, she’d come in and cook delicious brown stewed chicken or shrimp something or other and leave it warming on the stove for when we made our way back to the house. She is a sweet, kind lady and a heck of a cook.